7 Things Your Horrible Roommate Probably Did While You Were Gone For Thanksgiving

  1. They made intricate dot paintings on the wall using your toothpaste.
  2. They overfed your pet fish because they wanted it to feel festive.
  3. They found your stash of bath bombs and used all of them.
  4. They invited their friends over and they all made fun of your bedmaking skills.
  5. They took down each of your posters, scribbled their name on the back, and then put them back up.
  6. They used your fuzzy pajama pants to make a nest for the pigeon that sits outside your window.
  7. They shifted everything in your side of the room by half a foot just to make you feel uncomfortable for the rest of the semester.