Andrew Hamilton Announces New NYU Space Program

Keeping with his promise to the NYU community to continue bringing the school into the world of tomorrow, Andrew Hamilton announced this week the opening of the NYU Space Program, currently consisting of a kiddie ride parked outside of the local TJ Maxx.

“Does Harvard have a space program? I didn’t think so. I don’t know for sure if they do or not, but I don’t think so,” reported the NYU president, right before he went for this third ride on the machine in a row.

“Space is the final frontier, and as I am also the president of NYU The Little House On The Prairie fan club, it stands to reason I will throw whatever money necessary in getting us to the frontier,” continued Hamilton, digging deep in his pockets to place another quarter in the machine.