Andrew Hamilton Exceeds Students’ First Week Expectations Just By Showing Up

A little less than a week into his run as NYU president, Andrew Hamilton has already surpassed many students’ expectations simply by showing up.

Hamilton, who previously was positioned at Oxford University, was more than excited to show his new students that he was not in fact bluffing, and would actually show up to run NYU without so much as a hint of irony.

“When I accepted this position, I knew the challenges I was taking on, the main one being resisting the urge to blow off this whole president thing January 24th and fly to Kokomo,” commented Hamilton, who generously invited us into his office, opening all the closets and drawers to prove this wasn’t an episode of Punk’d. “I’m here, and for now, that’s all I have to be.”