Author: Carl Jr.
Pike Announces They Will Be Classing It Up For Fall Formal By Only Butt Chugging 1971 Napa Valley Pinot Noir
Saying he’s tired of frat culture being associated with butt chugging cheap liquor, Junior Sam Bishop, a member of Pi Kappa
Read more2015-16 Washington Square Local Writer’s Application
Do you like the oxford comma? Do you like the warm feeling you get after a particularly voluminous poop? Do
Read moreNorth Korean Officials Deplore Conditions at NYU Amid Detained Student Crisis
North Korean officials have wasted no time attacking NYU policies in the wake of one student’s illegal entry into
Read moreAmidst Criticism, NYU Maintains That Commuter Lounge and Normal Seating Areas Are “Separate But Equal”
Ferguson. Selma. Bruce Jenner. All hot-button issues revolving around prejudice and equality. But now NYU is adding another phrase to
Read moreJunior Frustrated by Females Interaction to Just Start Blowing Dudes
NEW YORK, NY — After being alone for the past two Valentine’s Days, despite his best efforts, Craig Colonos has officially
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