In a shocking turn of events, Senior Jessica Gernido has attended her lecture for “Dante’s World”. “I really didn’t see this coming,” said Prof. Andrew McNally. “She’s got like a month left. I sure as hell would be sleeping.”
“I dunno, something in the air was just different today,” said Jessica. “Sometimes you just wanna shake things up and surprise people.”
While in class, Jessica reportedly checked Facebook, Buzzfeed, and Ancestry.com for most of the lecture and raised her hand once to compare the 9th circle of hell to the lecture she was in at that very moment.