Burger Studio Interactive Menu Adds “Spit” and “Personal Insult” To Toppings List

Looking to broaden their already impressive selection, NYU announced plans that “Spit” and “A Personal Insult About Your Appearance” will soon be added to the Burger Studio Toppings Menu. “We’ve been providing this on our ‘Secret Menu’ for years, so I’m glad we can now provides these services to all students,” said Manager Rob Brendt. “We may even provide these toppings as an unrequested surprise — at no extra charge!” Burger Studio hopes to add “mouse droppings” and “guilt” to their menu soon.