CAS Sophomore Declares Thumb War

After 2 years of drifting from one interest to another, sophomore Harold Pinkerton finally filed paperwork with the College of Arts & Science officially declaring a thumb war.

“With junior year just on the horizon, I thought it was time to nail down what I wanted to do here,” Pinkerton told reporters. “It wasn’t easy, but I finally committed.”

Among the classes Pinkerton will begin taking next semester are “Rules & Regulations” and “Keeping The Thumb Straight.”