Dining Dollars Revealed To Be A Social Construct

Upon paying $7.50 for a box of Honey Nut Cheerios, Sophomore Megan Martinson came to the profound realization that Dining Dollars are a social construct, and she quickly shared this news with the rest of the student body. “They don’t mean anything, man. Have you ever seen a Dining Dollar? Where are they?!” she exclaimed to a growing mob in front of Sidestein. “We respect this almighty Dining Dollar but it isn’t even real!” A University representative replied, “Well, yeah. It’s our currency to measure purchases from dining halls. It’s not exactly bitcoin.”