Freshman Almost Doesn’t Burn Her Mac And Cheese In The Microwave This Time

NEW YORK, NY–After having almost an entire semester to correctly follow the directions on the packaging of every Easy-Mac container, Bethany Delaney, class of 2017, almost successfully prevented her late night dinner from burning this time around. “We’re all really proud of Bethany,” said a shivering Catherine Hassan, Delaney’s roommate, through gritted teeth while watching the New York Fire Department clear out her dormitory building  in below-freezing temperatures. “She’s really worked hard to get to where she is now. Before, she would just put the macaroni in the microwave, but now she adds the powdered cheese as well!” Additional sources close with Delaney confirmed that, yes, she forgot the fucking water again, and that, duh, she’s in LSP, and also that they’re waiting in this line because they forgot their ID.