After a lukewarm reception to his “Old Man with Funny Voice (Possibly Black)” character at auditions for NYU’s improv teams, freshman Ryan Morgan has prepared some truly lacerating suggestions for their next show. “We’ll see who has the last laugh when they’re doing a set based off ‘stuff’. I dare you to try to make ‘stuff’ funny,” he said, while FB chatting a friend about how political all these decisions are. “Man, I’m really gonna show them when I show up to their show and give them attention and laugh at them,” he continued while foaming at the mouth. The improv team has announced that it plans to ask for a suggestion and then just pretend like they heard a different word.
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