Last Enthusiastic NYU Student Finally Admits Internship is Total Horse Shit

At approximately 3:07 PM on July 15th, the last enthusiastic intern of NYU finally threw in the towel and admitted that this internship is complete horse shit. “These people around me are on Excel. All day long. That’s all they do,” stated Sophomore Ryan Miro. “Honestly, how has nobody snapped and shot this place up? I’m surprised it doesn’t happen more often than it does.” Other students reported feeling like they’ve learned all they can learn about going on runs and entering data, and that there’s no possible way that they’re getting more out of this internship than the company is getting out of them.