Junior Considers Binge Drinking Unpaid Internship

Registration season is in full swing, and along with ANTHRO-262 and IDSEM-473, Junior Robbie Marciano is hoping to register his unchecked binge drinking habit as an unpaid internship. “If we look at the number of hours I spend on various commitments a week, it becomes pretty clear that I’m very dedicated to my craft,” he said while struggling to hold a glass of water due to vicious DT’s. “This is something I’m going to be doing for the rest of my life, so I think that it’s great that I can get a head start on it now.” Robbie is also seeing if he can do an independent study about the social ecosystem of Bar None.