Junior Finally Realizes Radiator Isn’t Rustic Vintage Decoration, But Source of Heat for Apartment

As the weather hasstarted its decline, Junior Tamara Wilson and her roommates found themselves searching all over their apartment for the thermostat, only to realize those cool bohemian decorations in their room are functional sources of heat. “I’m confused. It doesn’t have a display panel or any buttons at all. Where’s the digital interface?,” asked Wilson. 
While the girls haven’t quite reconciled an understanding of this “dated, ancient, hot, toothbrush-bristle contraption by the window,” they are confident it will all be sorted before the first snowfall of the season. Thus far, only two minor burns have been recorded but it seems the girls are ever determined to figure out what makes the radiator function and subsequently hiss.