NYU Pope Fangirl Gets Holy Autograph On Left Tit

With the Pope in town this weekend, thousands are crowding the streets in the hopes of catching a glimpse of the beloved icon. One lucky NYU student in particular got the chance of a lifetime: getting a boob signature from His Holiness himself. “Just as he was about to leave St. Patrick’s, I just snuck around the back and camped outside the door” the College of Dentistry second year explains. “No one ever thinks of that!”

And once the pope came outside, Cassandra knew she had it in the bag. “The biggest thing I was worried about was where exactly on my breast to have him sign it. Since he’s the pope and all, I figured I should be conservative. But since getting the Pope of the Catholic Church to sign my cans is a once in a lifetime opportunity, I just went all out!” And go all out she did, as Cassandra then revealed the sacred John Hancock, stretching across not just one, but almost both knockers. “I’m getting it turned into a tattoo tomorrow. Heaven forbid it get washed off! Get it! Heaven!”
Best of luck to the Pope during the remainder of his time in NYC.