With his first 100 days nearing an end, President Andrew Hamilton has expanded his plans to improve NYU by implementing new names for all dorms.
Since the successful renovation and rechristening of Hayden Hall to Lipton Hall, Hamilton has been, “trying to exert imperial power upon some of our former colonies.” The President and his colleagues have released a portion of the new name list exclusively to WSL:
- Third North – Earl Grey
- Palladium – English Breakfast
- Rubin – Green
- Weinstein – Darleeling Black
- Goddard – Lemon Ginger
- Founders – Oolong