Second-Semester Transfer Student Already Identifies as New Yorker
Lehigh-transfer Michael Jennings, a sophomore, moved into his Flatiron apartment two months ago. After just half a semester, he has gotten coffee at “the bodega on my corner” every morning.
He routinely experiences subway delays, buys dollar pizza after midnight, and has already gotten frustrated at slow walkers; recently Lehigh-transfer Michael Jennings found a great bar that doesn’t card where he can take his Tinder date.
When a girl on spring break asked him where he was from, Lehigh-transfer Michael Jennings asserted this identity when he responded, “New York, you?”
He recently turned down an invite to a Columbia party; Lehigh-transfer Michael Jennings has never been above 110th, let alone after midnight.
