Senior Unsure of What to Name Facebook Album After Running Out of Jay-Z Quotes
The day Marlee Gilfeather was dreading finally came last Friday, when, after four years of attending NYU, she ran out of Jay-Z lyrics to use for her Facebook album titles.
The Gallatin senior was, “absolutely devastated” when she discovered that she had used every line from “Empire State of Mind”, a feat that, by her own admission, encompassed her entire knowledge of the rapper’s discography. “Like, what am I supposed to do now? Use 50 Cent lyrics? Is this 2004?”
Gilfeather, who normally “hate[s] rap music” has vowed not to post a single picture until Jay releases a new album with specific lyrics about her college experience.
