It’s that time of year again. As the flowers in Washington Square Park bloom and NYU students across campus turn in their finals, we look back on a wonderful year and celebrate those who have worked so hard to not only excel at being students, but also as athletes.
The Awards for Best Athletes in Sports Go To:
That Indian Kid on the Quidditch Team
The Team From Glory Road
Tom’s Prosthetic Leg
All the Weirdly Ripped Asians at Palladium
Aristotelis “Aristo” Orginos AKA The NYU Secrets Kid
Tom’s Dad’s Mom
Mike Tyson’s Daughter
Downstein’s Kitchen Staff
The Drunk Citibikers
Kim Jong Un
Come to Coles on Friday May 1st to receive your plaques and free T-Shirts!