Admissions Ambassadors Finding It Difficult to Talk While Also Licking John Sexton’s Salty Nuts
NEW YORK, NY — After realizing his entire tour group was staring at him blankly, Admissions Ambassador Parker Moses realized
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NYU Adopts Bitter Rivalry With Local Community College
NEW YORK, NY — Stating that the move is a much needed panacea for the widespread lack of school spirit, NYU
Read moreNYU To Change Motto from “Perstare et Praestare” to “Brace Yourself. Winter is Coming”
Citing the overwhelming number of casualties from Winter Storm Pax and the stubborn desire to keep the university open at
Read moreNYU Palladium Gym to Add Television Screens To Everything Imaginable
NEW YORK, NY–A recent grant from an unnamed philanthropist with the explicit purpose of “inspiring young athletes or some bullshit
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