Freshman Eagerly Anticipating Return to 10”x15” Triple Dorm
GREENWICH, CONN–After having weeks of access to an emotionally supportive family, warm home-cooked meals, and his very own private bed,
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Freshman Almost Doesn’t Burn Her Mac And Cheese In The Microwave This Time
NEW YORK, NY–After having almost an entire semester to correctly follow the directions on the packaging of every Easy-Mac container,
Read more5 Delish DIY Ideas For When You’re Really Drunk at a Dining Hall
As thrifty, money-savvy college students “in and of and on the sidewalk of the city,” we have to employ a
Read moreHousie Maguire Forecloses
NEW YORK, NY–Reports are coming in that New York University’s beloved housing mascot, Housie McGuire, is being given ten days
Read moreStudy: Residential Assistants Detrimental to Student Mental Health
NEW YORK, NY–After a decade of rigorous research, the NYU Department of Applied Psychology announced today that Resident Assistants are
Read moreBREAKING: Student Who Posted On NYU Secrets Can’t Stop Vigorously Masturbating
NEW YORK, NY–Reports are now coming in that 19-year-old Tisch sophomore Michael Hawkins simply cannot overcome the compulsion to pleasure
Read moreAlbert Gains Sentience
In a tragic turn of events for the NYU community, Albert, NYU’s academic and course registration software, gained self-awareness on
Read moreTisch Drama Student is Just Having a Really Hard Time Right Now, OK?
NEW YORK, NY—After coming home and having a normal conversation with her roommates, Ashley Smith, a Tisch Sophomore in the Adler
Read moreMedia, Culture, and Communications Senior Stunned To Learn His Major Is Just Normal Communications Degree
NEW YORK, NY—Media, Culture, and Communications Senior Dan Hayes is in shock after learning his major is just a regular
Read moreStern To Partner With Local Drug Dealers For New Internship Program
NEW YORK, NY–Calling the initaitive “an excellent opportunity for students to receive hands-on business experience,” NYU Stern dean Peter Henry
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Read moreLiberal Studies Freshman Decides God Exists And Islam Is The Choice For Her
NEW YORK, NY—After over 2 months of taking Liberal Studies classes “Cultural Foundations I” and “Social Foundations I”, freshman Melissa
Read moreReport: 77% Percent Of Students Feel Directionless In This Godless Place Known As New York, Other 23% Love Going To Clubs
NEW YORK, NY—A new report released today by the NYU Dept of Psychology revealed that 77% of NYU students felt
Read moreTisch to Change Name to “Franco”
NEW YORK, NY—The Tisch School of the Arts announced Tuesday that it would be changing its name to Franco effective
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