Older, married men are hotter, smarter and more financially secure than others. It’s just plain science. Next time you’re ready to go for a tumble in the tweed, check out these tips to keep your affair fun and flirty.
- Learn Everything You Can About His Kids
The quickest way to a man’s heart is through the safety of his family! Send his children anonymous gifts you’ll know they’ll love or dress up like them and wait in your Professor’s bed.
- Emojis Make Threatening Text Messages More Cute
Add a fun winky face or that little lady waving to your various “I’LL TELL THAT BITCH FUCKING EVERYTHING” texts to seem like a true cool girl and less clingy.
- Leave Small Personal Items At His Place
An earring in his sock drawer! Your ID in his dirty laundry! A lock of your hair in his mail! Remind him you’re always thinking about him and he better be thinking about you too.
- When In Doubt, Extort!
Hey we all got to eat! Don’t think of it as blackmail but high stakes role play! Most men are into financial domination anyways.