Tisch Junior Registers Dildo as Therapy Dildo In Order to Bring It To Class

While many students cope with the stress of midterm season with binge drinking and study drugs, one brave soul is finding stress relief through a friend; her newly registered therapy dildo. “Before I got Girthy registered, professors had a problem with me bringing in my dildo to class, saying it was distracting, loud, and pulled focus,” said Amanda Murphy, a junior in the film program, while she plumbed the depths of her cavern with the peppy monster. “But now they recognize that this is something I need to get through my day, and they can’t say anything when my fluid leaps to the front of the room and coats the whiteboard. Also, I hate fuck boys.” Amanda then continued on into a rant about how dumb white men are while simultaneously physically expressing a need for something that was at least shaped like them.