Tisch Senior Excited For $200,000 Degree Representing Four Years Of Playing Pretend

Senior Brian McAdams came to New York University for world class faculty and and the outstanding drama program, and now he has the degree that represents what it all means: he pretended to be someone else and cried about his upper-middle class upbringing for four years. “You know, my friends in other majors, they see their degrees, and they wonder ‘what exactly does Theoretical Physics even mean?’,” he told us while on break at his job as a waiter at popular ramen joint Ippudo. “Me? I can hand my parents this diploma and they’ll think ‘My son was actually fucking delusional enough to think that spending $200,000 on four years of rolling around on hardwood floors and pretending to be someone else would make him successful in this godless industry.'” Brian plans to further his craft by pretending to be someone else when his federal loans need to be repaid.