WSL Guide To Registration, Albert, and The New Semester

 

Now that most of the dust has cleared and the frustrated emails sent, you may be wondering how to make sense of your new schedule. Luckily, we got a first hand look at NYU complete guide to navigating the post Albert apocalypse.

  • If you were trying to enroll in the second part of the class you’re currently taking, that class has been filled, cancelled, and subsequently erased from all record.
  • Due to a shortage of chairs, you will be unquestionably dropped from all waitlisted classes.
  • In the event Albert has given you an error on your schedule, and you are unable to sign up for a class, an official statement has been released by the administrative department saying “tough titties”.
  • If you have clearly completed a prerequisite for a class that Albert isn’t recognizing, you will unfortunately have to repeat all of freshmen year.
  • If you have emailed your advisor asking for help, an apology has been issued, as multiple advisors have forgotten their password, as well as the answer to their security question.
  • Anyone signed up for Ancient Egyptian history has been expelled from the college.
  • If you are enrolled in Intro To Film, your major has been changed to Economics, your dorm changed to Lafayette, and your tuition doubled.
  • All classes starting between 9am and 4pm on Tuesday and Thursdays will now take place at 8pm on Fridays.
  • All external transfer credits will be halved, as they didn’t come from “a real college”.
  • If your N number ends in an odd number, your Albert text will only appear in WingDings font.
  • To fix any or all of the problems you are experiencing, NYU tech support and administrative staff suggest that “If you don’t like it, find another college.”