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Author: Carl Jr.

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Press Releases 

Student Council Elections Are Upon Us!

December 10, 2015 Carl Jr.
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UHSSSS

December 10, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Dear NYU
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Dear NYU: John Sexton Announces His Retirement from the Presidency

December 10, 2015 Carl Jr.

 

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NYU On Finals Study Hours: “If You’re Going to Kill Yourself, Please Do it Quietly”

December 7, 2015December 7, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Sophomore Avoids Holiday Weight Gain By Never Feeling Anything Again After Her

December 7, 2015December 7, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Classmates Pretty Sure Student’s Sight and Sound Project is Shot for Shot Remake of Star Wars Cantina Scene

December 7, 2015December 7, 2015 Carl Jr.
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New Hard Rock Cafe Adds to Quaint, Homey Atmosphere on 8th Street

December 7, 2015December 7, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Sophomore Throws in the Towel on Getting Laid this Semester

December 7, 2015December 7, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Opportunistic Environmentalist Senior Blames Climate Change for Inside-Out Umbrella

December 7, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Administration Articles 

NYU Administration Proudly Announces That Racism is Over

November 23, 2015November 23, 2015 Carl Jr.

Following protests at Kimmel and a university-wide diversity forum on Wednesday, NYU administrators sent out an email on Saturday confirming that,

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Freshman’s 400 Second Snapchat Story A Hilarious, Riveting Cry For Help

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Sophomore Pushes Back Identity Crisis To Next Semester Due To Workload

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Freshman Drops Out To Pursue True Passion Of Not Having Broke Parents

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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7th Floor Hayden RA Tucks All Residents in at Night With a Gentle Kiss

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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BREAKING: Rachel from Camp to Be in Town This Weekend

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Student Somehow Manages to Provide Deeply Personal Anecdotes in “Espionage & The Making of the Modern World” Class

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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John Sexton Revealed to be Character Played by Tim Allen

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Aggressively Heterosexual Gallatin Freshman Slowly Realizing He’s Made a Huge Mistake

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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In The Spirit Of Shia LaBeouf’s “All My Movies”, Tisch Sophomore Holds Own 15-Minute Filmography Retrospective

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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After Skirball Immediately Sells Out of all $10 Hamilton Tickets, Students Disappointed to Discover They’re for Andrew Hamilton’s One-Man Show

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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NYU Constructs Toll Booth Under Washington Square Arch

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Lonely Sophomore Plays Cards Against Humanity Against Empty Wine Bottle With Face Drawn On It

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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NCIS: Kimmel Announced as Newest NYU-TV Show

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Roommates Both Prepared to Shower in Darkness Until Other Replaces the Lightbulb

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Sophomore Torn Between Seeing Friend’s Improv Show, Friend’s Acapella Show, Or Jumping Off a Bridge

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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TA Really Identifies With Professor’s Sense of Humor

November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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We Asked NYU: Would You Invite Your SO Home for Thanksgiving?

November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Straight A Student Who “Barely Studies” is Barely Tolerable

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Tisch Cafe Starts Selling Cigarettes, Quadruples Income in First Four Hours

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Stern Student Tries Networking With John Sexton Before Finding Out He’s About to be Unemployed

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Hayden to Start Serving Cronuts

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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History Professor Asked to Repeat Himself

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Headlines Uncategorized 

BREAKING: Rachel from Camp to Be in Town This Weekend

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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John Sexton Revealed To Be Character Portrayed By Tim Allen

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Aggressively Heterosexual Gallatin Student Slowly Realizing He Made A Huge Mistake

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Headlines Other 

Wellness Center Advises Freshmen Cope With Midterm Madness with Stress Relievers Like Yoga and Self-Harm

November 9, 2015November 9, 2015 Carl Jr.
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After Successfully Arguing for the Existence of God, John Sexton Begins Selling Indulgences

November 9, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Headlines Tisch 

Former NYU Artist in Residence Returns Home to Cardboard Box on Brooklyn Street Corner

November 9, 2015November 9, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Mass Transit President Thinks This Pharrell Guy Has Potential

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Stern Senior Confused, But Ultimately Not Upset About Waking Up Next to Slutty Donald Trump

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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John Sexton Dresses As Firefighter from Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire for Fun Historical Halloween

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Stern Junior Buys Top Hat, Goes as Abraham Linked-In

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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After Bobst Removes Protective Barriers for Fun Halloween Scare, Suicidal Junior Takes Superman Costume Too Far

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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RA Writes Freshman Up For Enjoying College More Than They Did

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Sophomore Not From New Jersey Remains Unconvinced that Mischief Night is a Real Thing

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Tisch Sophomore Having the Worst Day Ever Steps on Homeless Man on Her Way to Therapy

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Wagner Student Excited To Be Anything Else For Halloween

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Gallatin Junior Studying Language and Sexuality Declares Concentration in Cunning Linguistics

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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BREAKING: Spike Lee Challenges Pharrell To Knife Fight To Decide True King Of The Tisch Students

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Freshman Dresses Up As Slutty Freshman for Halloween

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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New Poll Reveals 80% of U­Hall Residents Would Prefer to Live in An Actual U­Haul

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Parents’ Day Visitors Still Mad About $76k, But Glad That Hayden Ice Cream Bar Is Thriving

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Roommate With Dominant Personality Slowly But Surely Influencing Identical Interests, Sensibilities In Other

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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John Sexton Plows His Way Through Sea of Divorcées in Celebration of Last Parents’ Weekend

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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NYU Announces Pharrell’s First Class Will Be Special Seminar Analyzing “Blurred Lines” Exclusively for Members of Pike

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Friendly Pumpkin Carving Quickly Turns Into Outlet For Stern Junior’s Pent-Up Aggression

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Little Notebook Tisch Junior Carries Around Has Nothing Written In It

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Gramercy Resident’s Routine Goes From Walking to Class, to Taking the Bus, to Not Fucking Showing Up

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Fresh and Co. Opens Newest Location In Silver 4th Floor Bathroom

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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ohn Sexton’s Last Town Hall Meeting Ruined by Disastrous 13-Year Tenure as President

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Professor Unsure How To Tell Student They’re Never Going To Be Friends

November 2, 2015November 2, 2015 Carl Jr.
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Recently Divorced Advisor Encouraging Students To Just Give Up Now
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Recently Divorced Advisor Encouraging Students To Just Give Up Now

November 10, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Recently Divorced Advisor Encouraging Students To Just Give Up Now
Graduating Senior Wondering How To Inform Parents She’s Moving Back Home Forever
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Graduating Senior Wondering How To Inform Parents She’s Moving Back Home Forever

October 26, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Graduating Senior Wondering How To Inform Parents She’s Moving Back Home Forever
Stern Student Going As “Financial Success” For Halloween This Year
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Stern Student Going As “Financial Success” For Halloween This Year

October 23, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Stern Student Going As “Financial Success” For Halloween This Year
Junior Amazing At Life™, Terrible At Life
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Junior Amazing At Life™, Terrible At Life

October 15, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Junior Amazing At Life™, Terrible At Life
Sophomore Can’t Sit In Washington Square Park Without Fear of Being Interviewed
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Sophomore Can’t Sit In Washington Square Park Without Fear of Being Interviewed

October 4, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Sophomore Can’t Sit In Washington Square Park Without Fear of Being Interviewed
Senior Running Late For Class Just Skips Whole Week
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Senior Running Late For Class Just Skips Whole Week

October 3, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Senior Running Late For Class Just Skips Whole Week
Freshman Takes Picture In Front of WSP Arch With Caption “My City <3"
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Freshman Takes Picture In Front of WSP Arch With Caption “My City <3"

September 13, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Freshman Takes Picture In Front of WSP Arch With Caption “My City <3"
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Sophomore Celebrates Hanukkah by Witnessing the Miracle of the One-hitter That Lasted for Eight

December 10, 2015 Julius Sneezer Comments Off on Sophomore Celebrates Hanukkah by Witnessing the Miracle of the One-hitter That Lasted for Eight
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Second Semester Senior With Headphones In Unaware That His Life Is About To Get Really Shitty

December 10, 2015 Dick Tarpis Comments Off on Second Semester Senior With Headphones In Unaware That His Life Is About To Get Really Shitty
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Junior Calls In Sick To Whole Life

December 10, 2015 Air Bud Comments Off on Junior Calls In Sick To Whole Life
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