Debate Team Unable To Decide What To Get For Lunch
Despite hours of intense deliberation, NYU’s debate team has been unable to reach a decision over what to get for
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NYU Institutes Policy Of “Extreme Vetting” After Dangerous Extremist Incites Violence On Campus
With the dust beginning to settle after the speaking engagement of far right extremist Gavin McInnes, attention has turned to how
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Senior Misses Deadline To Drop Out & Become Tech Billionaire
Half way through his fall semester, NYU senior Paul Schwabe realized that the deadline to found the next big technology startup, procure
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NYU Pike Chapter Endorses Trump
With only weeks to go until election day, NYU’s own Pi Kappa Alpha chapter has finally made its decision on who
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BREAKING: That Kid In Your Politics Class Not Edgy, Just A Racist
CAS Sophomore Clive Thurston has been making an impression in his Political Theory class with his “edgy” commentary on American
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BREAKING: With Record Low Turnout, NYU President Andy Hamilton Wins NY Democratic Primary
In yet another shocking twist to an already bizarre election cycle, NYU President Andrew Hamilton has won the New York Democratic
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NYU Announces $15,000/Hour Minimum Wage For Senior Administration
After a major victory by student organizers on campus in achieving a minimum wage of $15/hr for all student workers,
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Freshman Adds Free Meal Swipes to OK Cupid Profile
After months of trying to attract prospective dates, Brendan Rodgers, a freshman in CAS, has added his ability to provide
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NYU Tandon Declared Study Abroad Location
In keeping with its goal of becoming a Global Network University, NYU has officially declared the Tandon School of Engineering,
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Stern Building Turnstiles to Require American Express in Place of NYU ID
Early Friday afternoon, NYU Stern officials announced a new security policy directed at keeping riff raff out of their building. Starting
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Inexperienced Economics Student Unsure How to Stimulate the Private Sector
Freshman economics major Devon Martin is reportedly feeling unconfident concerning his economic prowess. “I have this dream where I walk
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Secret NYU Society Worried No One’s Heard of Them
The Orange Jackalopes, a secret society at NYU, has become increasingly concerned over a lack of awareness on campus of
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Wasserman Employee Having Trouble Taking Junior’s Career Aspirations Seriously
Barbara Corkly, an employee at NYU’s Wasserman Career Center, has been reportedly finding it increasingly difficult to take seriously the
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BREAKING: Oh Shit! It’s Late August!
As summer nears its end, many students, with goals still left unfulfilled, could be heard letting off a loud and
Read moreFrom Fire to FYRE: Where Others See Tragedy, NYU Sees Opportunity to Expand
With the dust barely settled from the recent building collapse in the East Village, NYU spokesman John Beckman has confirmed
Read moreNYU Announces Next Commencement Speaker to Be Big Pile of Money
NYU President John Sexton announced Wednesday that the commencement speaker for the upcoming class of 2015 graduation is to be
Read moreJohn Sexton Threatens to Strike for $500,000 Raise
Drawing inspiration from the recent success of the Graduate Student Organizing Committee (GSOC), NYU President, John Sexton, announced that he,
Read moreNYU Administrators Dismayed by Storm’s Failure to Reduce NYC to Rubble
After waking up Tuesday morning to find a city much less affected by the blizzard than initially expected, John
Read moreTips for Studying for Finals
You’ve been studying too much. Take a break and watch some Netflix. I’m not sure if you’ve heard but Scandal
Read moreNYU Spends $1 billion to Build Nicer Financial Aid Office
NYU on Thursday opened the new financial aid office after over $1 billion in renovations. NYU spokesman, John Beckman, said
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