Senior With Straight C’s Really Gonna Have To Pull Some Strings To Not Ruin Everything He’s Worked For
After not putting in even a spec of effort this semester, graduating CAS senior Tosh Evans is really gonna have
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Author: Air Bud
Tisch Junior With Summer Internship Excited To Be Exploited By Cool Production Company
Having finally snagged a much sought-after internship, Tisch junior Shailene Walls has set the date for when she’ll start being
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STUDENT VOICES: “I Love College And Do Not Regret Anything Wait What Are You Doi–”
Feeling satisfied and proud about her college career, CAS senior Paula Schettler looks forward to answering questions about her NYU
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Gallatin Senior’s Concentration In “Extraterrestrial Studies & Origins” Looking Grim For Job Prospects
With her 4-year study on Extraterrestrial Studies & Origins coming to an end, Gallatin senior Maicy Williams is losing hope
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Tisch Senior’s Thesis Film Metaphor For Living At Home Rest Of Life
Needing to let everyone know that he’s giving up in 7 weeks, Film & TV senior John Starks’ thesis film
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Senior Looks For Sharp Object To Stab Self With Before Another Person Asks About Post-Graduation Career Plans
In order to avoid any more questions about the status of her post-graduation job search, Tisch senior Shelly Walter is
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Even Professor Didn’t Do The Reading
Even though he always asks the question at the beginning of each class, Nature of Success Professor Chris Stenton admits
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STUDENT VOICES: “Some Say They’re Giving Up College For Lent, But I’m Just Giving Up All My Dreams”
Tisch senior Sarah Carroll is one-upping everyone for Lent this year by, rather than jokingly giving up college, giving up
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STUDENT VOICES: “No One Laughs When I Say Trump Should Just Try Decaf”
Having tried out her hilarious joke several times at this point, Tisch sophomore Samantha Rudd is feeling disheartened about her
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STUDENT VOICES: Should I Stay In New York After Graduation Or Live A Life Of Happiness?
Weighing out her options before graduation in May, Tisch senior May Weathers can’t decide if she should stay in New
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Confident Intern Lists Company Without Job Title On Facebook
Certain she’ll be given a full-time position following her 4-month internship, Tisch senior Sharon Stalls went ahead and listed the
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Usually Silent Student Just Now Remembering Participation Grade
After not speaking at all this semester in her Children’s Literature class, Katie Schirman (‘18) clearly only just remembered the
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INSPIRING: This Sophomore Is An Impassioned Activist In That He Just Yells At People A Lot
With the disturbing political climate the nation has found itself in, Tisch sophomore Mike Spelling has become a passionate political
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NYU Health Center Security Guard Gets Little Thrill Every Time Student Doesn’t Have ID
Sources confirmed Tuesday that every time an NYU student doesn’t have their ID on them before an appointment, the security
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Graduating Senior Takes Bite Of Donut As Uncertainty Of Future Rains Down Upon Him
With no concrete plans before a fast-approaching graduation date, all Tisch senior John Williams can do is eat a donut
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Sophomore Sleeps In Friend’s Dorm Until Roommate’s Obsession With Fall Dies Down
As a result of her roommate’s suffocating love of fall, Tisch sophomore Michelle Willis has decided to sleep in a
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Alone All Weekend, Student Has Free-For-All With Roommate’s Shampoo, Groceries
With her roommate out of town for the weekend, CAS senior Jill Summers enjoyed unmitigated access to her shampoo and
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After One Week Of Class, Senior Confident In Ability To Not Give A Fuck This Year
Following his first week of classes, CAS senior Tom Walker is now feeling determined and ready to not give one
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Student Decides To Try This Semester 10 Minutes Before Cumulative Final Exam
As the semester comes to an end, most students are spending their free time cramming for exams, except Jerry Carter
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Animation Student Would Rather Die Than Continue Working on “Happy Puppy Friends” Film
As the semester comes to an end, Tisch students excitedly begin work on their final projects, but one animation student
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Tisch Sophomore Prefers “Netflix and Cry”
Amidst the rising popularity of the phrase “Netflix and Chill” as a euphemism for hooking up, Janice Owens, Dramatic Writing
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In Addition to Free Admission to Moma, Fricke, NYU ID Now Gets You Free Boa Constrictor
NYU is proud to announce that perks of being a Violet just got a little better: in addition to the
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NYU Pope Fangirl Gets Holy Autograph On Left Tit
With the Pope in town this weekend, thousands are crowding the streets in the hopes of catching a glimpse of
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