2017-2018 WSL Writers’ Application
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President Hamilton To Change Name Of Third North To Earl Grey
With his first 100 days nearing an end, President Andrew Hamilton has expanded his plans to improve NYU by implementing
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INVESTIGATIVE REPORT: Andrew Hamilton Accounts For 18% Of Total Dining Hall Usage
In a study conducted over the course of the semester, dining hall staff across campus have concluded based on meal
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RA In Decoration Hell As Multiple Holiday Seasons Loom
With Halloween over, RAs all over campus are experiencing mental breakdowns as they frantically prepare hall decorations and floor events
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New Study Finds Correlation Between Popularity, Unlimited Metrocard Ownership
A recent study on levels of social satisfaction amongst NYU students released by researchers at Langone this past Wednesday found a surprising correlation between
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Junior Exercises Squatter’s Rights In Aftermath of Housing Registration
Although guaranteed housing for the 2016-2017 academic year, rising junior Chris Simon, will have to resort to squatting due to
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Awkwardly Slow Elevator Creates Riveting Discussion About the Weather
At approximately, 1:53pm last Thursday, two professors and three students found themselves embroiled in a lively dialogue about the weather
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Freshman In Weinstein Still Eating Chick-fil-A Twice a Day
Despite being near the completion of her freshman year at NYU, Dani Bilden ‘19, has remained disgustingly loyal
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Intern Waits For Coworkers to Leave For Lunch Before Stealing Back Pens
After months of working at her unpaid internship, Tania Lopez, CAS class of ‘19, decided to opt out of joining her
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Film & TV Senior Prepared to Use Sound Blanket as Comforter After Graduation
At long last in her final semester at NYU, Tisch senior Emilee Stannis is prepared for the tough times ahead as she
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Andrew Hamilton’s Wife Launches “Let’s Move!” Campaign Because She Misses Home
Mere weeks after her husband took the position of President at NYU, Jennie Hamilton has already launched a dinner table
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Pre Med Student Dies From Finals Workload, Proudly Becomes Cadaver At NYU Langone
This week the NYU community was shocked when, Janis Milton ‘17, passed away due to her surmounting workload at the
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Junior Finally Realizes Radiator Isn’t Rustic Vintage Decoration, But Source of Heat for Apartment
As the weather hasstarted its decline, Junior Tamara Wilson and her roommates found themselves searching all over their apartment for
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Tisch Sophomore Knows More About Her Characters’ Wants Than Her Own
Hannah Weinberg, Tisch ’18, recently came to the realization that she is far more attuned to the wants, needs, and
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New Stern Dating App Just LinkedIn Profiles
This week a group of Stern students launched their new, Stern-exclusive dating app, “HeadHunter” to their peers. Dubbed “Tinder for
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Junior Without Rooftop Access Punches Hole In Ceiling in Order to Throw Party
Reports reveal that Steinhardt Junior Ralph Thompson was injured this weekend after throwing his first party in a new apartment.
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Bottle Of Red Wine Inspires Sophomore To Download Tinder For Third Time
While Sophomore Tim Durkins has seen his low points over his college career, he really hit rock bottom last night, when
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New Policy Has Welcome Week Leaders Aid Freshmen With All Classes, Activities, Sexual Encounters for Rest of Term
NYU announced today that after various complaints from Freshmen having difficulty adjusting to life in the big city, Welcome Week
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New Wasserman Service Provides Red Sharpie and Classified Section To Students
In a groundbreaking new tactic to help NYU students find employment, the Wasserman Center for Career Development is now providing
Read moreSenior From LA Won’t Shut the Fuck Up About Missing Coachella
With second weekend of drug-induced, Etsy-sponsored Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival beginning its second round in Indio, CA this
Read moreContents of Sexton’s Private Zoo Revealed
With his reign of terror and hugs coming to its close, WSL has tried to get to know Sexton
Read moreIn News: Floormate Is Pretty Loud At Mixing Beats
The unfortunate residents of Weinstein’s fifth floor (west) have finally spoken up about the noise levels emanating from 508, home
Read moreFreshman Film/TV Student Opens Up About Being The Next James Cameron, Future Plans
This week, Tisch Freshman Kenneth Perkins revealed to classmates that he is the “next James Cameron.” Met with shock, awe,
Read moreBREAKING: Leaked Email Details New Stern Curve Policy
To: Stern Faculty The Board has recently discussed and revised the grading policy for Stern students in order to reflect
Read moreRA Calls Ambulance After Freshman Hides Two Beer Bottles In Room, Passes Out From Anxiety
After what proved to be “one of the craziest nights” of his life, Freshman Liam Thorley ended up being revived
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