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Professor Automatically Gives ‘A’ To Kid Wearing Apple Logo Hoodie

May 1, 2017 Murray Samsonite

A professor in CAS announced this week that he will be giving an A to the kid who wears an

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CAS Sophomore Declares Thumb War

April 17, 2017 Dan Quayle

After 2 years of drifting from one interest to another, sophomore Harold Pinkerton finally filed paperwork with the College of Arts

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You’ll Never Guess What These Silver Bathrooms Look Like Today!

March 28, 2017March 28, 2017 Frederick Krueger

The same. They look the fucking same. I don’t know what to tell you. They haven’t renovated those bathrooms in,

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Student Who Brings Candy To Class Desperate For Any Approval

February 6, 2017February 6, 2017 Maya Wife

A few weeks into the semester and still unable to make a solid impression on her Creative Writing Workshop, sophomore

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Anthropology Department Discovers New Hominid Species At NYU Republicans Meeting

January 30, 2017January 30, 2017 Dan Quayle

NYU’s own Anthropology department is making international headlines this morning after publishing a groundbreaking paper detailing the discovery of a

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Genius Freshman Changes Essay Layout To Be 90% Margins, 10% Actual Words

December 6, 2016December 6, 2016 Maya Wife

With finals approaching and assignments stacking up, sly CAS freshman Joey Slurp has discovered the perfect strategy for meeting his

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Take-Home “Closed Book” Midterm Going To Be Real Challenge For Student’s Nonexistent Conscience

October 24, 2016October 24, 2016 Michael Sarah

CAS sophomore Mable Scott has avoided studying all semester so she would be ready to cheat on her psychology midterm.

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Professor Heartbreakingly Curates Optional Reading List No One Will Ever Use

September 15, 2016September 15, 2016 Harriet Chubman

Intermediate Psych professor Don Livingston spent his Sunday afternoon lovingly crafting an optional reading list on his syllabus that none of

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Amazing: Meet the Student Who Wrote “Racism Is Bad” 335 Times For His Cultures & Context Essay

April 21, 2016April 20, 2016 Micky Fine

You can never tell where the next great hero will come from, but today, it comes from NYU’s Cultures and

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BREAKING: Professor Continues to Use Dry Erase Marker After Acknowledging It’s Empty

February 24, 2016February 24, 2016 Special Agent Dale Cooper's MILF

On her ever-potent journey to deny technology in the classroom, Dr. Myranda Heinz (CAMS Professor, The Adolescent Paradox) made a

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Pussy-Ass Freshman Drops Chem 2

February 12, 2016February 12, 2016 Dan Quayle

After just three moderately difficult weeks of learning about properties of mixtures, freshman Geoff Lee has thrown in the towel.

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Inexperienced Economics Student Unsure How to Stimulate the Private Sector

January 31, 2016January 31, 2016 Julius Sneezer

Freshman economics major Devon Martin is reportedly feeling unconfident concerning his economic prowess. “I have this dream where I walk

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Professor’s Uncharacteristic Use of Humor Shocks, Delights Class

January 27, 2016January 27, 2016 Whoopie Goldblum

Students in Monday’s Economics of Medieval European Industries morning lecture experienced an unusual disturbance around 8:46 A.M. “I could feel it

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Pre Med Student Dies From Finals Workload, Proudly Becomes Cadaver At NYU Langone

December 12, 2015December 11, 2015 Britney Shakespears

This week the NYU community was shocked when, Janis Milton ‘17, passed away due to her surmounting workload at the

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Recently Divorced Advisor Encouraging Students To Just Give Up Now
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Recently Divorced Advisor Encouraging Students To Just Give Up Now

November 10, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Recently Divorced Advisor Encouraging Students To Just Give Up Now
Graduating Senior Wondering How To Inform Parents She’s Moving Back Home Forever
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Graduating Senior Wondering How To Inform Parents She’s Moving Back Home Forever

October 26, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Graduating Senior Wondering How To Inform Parents She’s Moving Back Home Forever
Stern Student Going As “Financial Success” For Halloween This Year
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Stern Student Going As “Financial Success” For Halloween This Year

October 23, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Stern Student Going As “Financial Success” For Halloween This Year
Junior Amazing At Life™, Terrible At Life
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Junior Amazing At Life™, Terrible At Life

October 15, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Junior Amazing At Life™, Terrible At Life
Sophomore Can’t Sit In Washington Square Park Without Fear of Being Interviewed
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Sophomore Can’t Sit In Washington Square Park Without Fear of Being Interviewed

October 4, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Sophomore Can’t Sit In Washington Square Park Without Fear of Being Interviewed
Senior Running Late For Class Just Skips Whole Week
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Senior Running Late For Class Just Skips Whole Week

October 3, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Senior Running Late For Class Just Skips Whole Week
Freshman Takes Picture In Front of WSP Arch With Caption “My City <3"
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Freshman Takes Picture In Front of WSP Arch With Caption “My City <3"

September 13, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Freshman Takes Picture In Front of WSP Arch With Caption “My City <3"
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Second Semester Senior With Headphones In Unaware That His Life Is About To Get Really Shitty

December 10, 2015 Dick Tarpis Comments Off on Second Semester Senior With Headphones In Unaware That His Life Is About To Get Really Shitty
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Group Message From Past Class Unnecessarily Still Active

December 10, 2015 Air Bud Comments Off on Group Message From Past Class Unnecessarily Still Active
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Junior Calls In Sick To Whole Life

December 10, 2015 Air Bud Comments Off on Junior Calls In Sick To Whole Life
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