Student Who Attends Club Meetings “Just For the Free Food” Accidentally Becomes Educated, Cultured Person

After over three years of bouncing from Hillel events to Sci Fi Club meetings in search for free food, senior Carrie Reed has accidentally become a very well rounded and globally minded individual. “Do you actually think I have any interest in the Korean Student Association? No. I have an interest in bibimbap,” she said while shoveling down a taco, two pizza slices, and some sort of curry.

The marketing major had absolutely no intention of learning about other cultures, but has, as a consequence of her ravenous appetite and college budget, acquired the basics of over seven languages and can now hold her own when it comes to discussions on community based agriculture and oral hygiene.