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Author: Paul Schart

Articles Lifestyle On Campus 

Woefully Misguided Pike Junior Really Excited To Study A Broad

March 1, 2017 Paul Schart

Pike junior Bradley Bradford, a Stern finance major, was in for a rude awakening this week after misreading multiple NYU

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Articles On Campus 

Acquaintance Noticeably Absent From Sophomore Year Rooming Plans

February 13, 2017February 13, 2017 Paul Schart

Early roommate negotiations are currently underway for the 2016-2017 academic year, and acquaintance Bobby Franklin is noticeably absent from his

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Academics Articles Stern 

Father Returning For MBA Attempts To Have Cookout During Lecture

December 9, 2016December 9, 2016 Paul Schart

An economics lecture in Stern was disrupted early Thursday morning by a student who began hosting a patio cookout. Peter

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Articles On Campus 

Pike Members To All Begin Identifying As “Innocent Until Proven Guilty”

November 7, 2016November 7, 2016 Paul Schart

As members of one of the country’s most progressively-minded universities, students and groups across NYU have been quick to embrace

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Academics Articles 

Overwhelmingly White Colloquium Continues Discussion On Racial Inclusion

October 3, 2016October 3, 2016 Paul Schart

As they entered their fourth week of school, students in Professor David Kowalski’s freshman film colloquium class celebrated the milestone

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Articles On Campus Opinion 

NYU Journalist With Some Goddamn Integrity Will Die Before He Refers To Hayden As “Lipton Hall”

April 27, 2016April 27, 2016 Paul Schart

Last week, President Hamilton officially announced plans that Hayden Hall will be renamed “Lipton Hall” in June, just in time

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Academics Articles Tisch 

Tisch Junior Insists Short Film’s Sex Scene With Him Is Integral to Story

March 3, 2016March 3, 2016 Paul Schart

Brett Chapman, a junior in Tisch’s film program, has hit a roadblock in the production of his short film due

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Academics Articles Lifestyle 

Stern Senior Completes Valentine’s Day Date Bracket to Streamline Disappointment

February 13, 2016February 13, 2016 Paul Schart

With less than 24 hours to spare before the big day, senior Blake Miller once again successfully completed his traditional date

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Headlines Other 

Senior Really Wants You To Know He’s Graduating In December

December 10, 2015December 10, 2015 Paul Schart
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Headlines Stern 

Stern Junior Sees Market Niche for Yet Another Jewish Tinder

December 7, 2015December 7, 2015 Paul Schart
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Headlines 

New Gender Studies Course Offered By Tisch Just “Norbit” Playing On A Continuous Loop

December 7, 2015December 7, 2015 Paul Schart
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Academics Articles Stern 

Men’s Formal Wear Designer Found Working Feverishly Chained To Wall In Stern Basement

November 4, 2015November 4, 2015 Paul Schart

Joseph A. Bankson, the fifth most respected name in men’s formal wear, was found imprisoned in the basement of the

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Articles Lifestyle 

Tisch Junior Registers Dildo as Therapy Dildo In Order to Bring It To Class

October 26, 2015October 26, 2015 Paul Schart

While many students cope with the stress of midterm season with binge drinking and study drugs, one brave soul is finding

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Articles 

Freshman Still On The Lookout For Perfect Poster Of John Belushi Drinking

October 24, 2015October 22, 2015 Paul Schart

While mid-October is generally known as the time of year in which college students finally settle into their dorm for

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Articles 

Pike Mistakenly Protests NYU’s New Ban On Vaping

October 14, 2015October 14, 2015 Paul Schart

After a ban on vaping inside of NYU facilities was announced, Pike fraternity members banded together in a rally early

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Articles 

BREAKING: Roommate Definitely Lying About Not Using Your Shampoo

October 7, 2015 Paul Schart

After a month of suspicion and various hypotheses, it has been confirmed with certainty that your roommate is definitely lying

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Press Releases 

Pigeon in Washington Square Park Has Zero Fucking Respect For Boundaries

October 5, 2015October 5, 2015 Paul Schart
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Recently Divorced Advisor Encouraging Students To Just Give Up Now
Headlines 

Recently Divorced Advisor Encouraging Students To Just Give Up Now

November 10, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Recently Divorced Advisor Encouraging Students To Just Give Up Now
Graduating Senior Wondering How To Inform Parents She’s Moving Back Home Forever
Headlines 

Graduating Senior Wondering How To Inform Parents She’s Moving Back Home Forever

October 26, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Graduating Senior Wondering How To Inform Parents She’s Moving Back Home Forever
Stern Student Going As “Financial Success” For Halloween This Year
Headlines Stern 

Stern Student Going As “Financial Success” For Halloween This Year

October 23, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Stern Student Going As “Financial Success” For Halloween This Year
Junior Amazing At Life™, Terrible At Life
Headlines 

Junior Amazing At Life™, Terrible At Life

October 15, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Junior Amazing At Life™, Terrible At Life
Sophomore Can’t Sit In Washington Square Park Without Fear of Being Interviewed
Headlines 

Sophomore Can’t Sit In Washington Square Park Without Fear of Being Interviewed

October 4, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Sophomore Can’t Sit In Washington Square Park Without Fear of Being Interviewed
Senior Running Late For Class Just Skips Whole Week
Headlines 

Senior Running Late For Class Just Skips Whole Week

October 3, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Senior Running Late For Class Just Skips Whole Week
Freshman Takes Picture In Front of WSP Arch With Caption “My City <3"
Headlines 

Freshman Takes Picture In Front of WSP Arch With Caption “My City <3"

September 13, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Freshman Takes Picture In Front of WSP Arch With Caption “My City <3"
Headlines Other 

Second Semester Senior With Headphones In Unaware That His Life Is About To Get Really Shitty

December 10, 2015 Dick Tarpis Comments Off on Second Semester Senior With Headphones In Unaware That His Life Is About To Get Really Shitty
Headlines Other 

Group Message From Past Class Unnecessarily Still Active

December 10, 2015 Air Bud Comments Off on Group Message From Past Class Unnecessarily Still Active
Headlines Other 

Junior Calls In Sick To Whole Life

December 10, 2015 Air Bud Comments Off on Junior Calls In Sick To Whole Life
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