We’re All Interested In The Cherry Blossom Festival. All of Us.
Fallen velvet petals beckon our aching heels Rustling in mother nature’s breath between blade of grass and strong red root
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Author: Margaret Twatwood
BREAKING: Jay’s Mom Staying On The Couch For Awhile, Apparently
Jay’s Mom (Tufts ’88), mom of Jay (Gallatin ’19), has reportedly been bunking in her son’s UHall room for about three
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Roommate Ushers In New Spiritual Phase With Incense, Lots of Rocks
Last weekend Gallatin sophomore Maya Quinn’s roommate Taylor Gray (LSP ‘19) disturbed the entire floor by choking it up with burning
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Freshman Reflects Pensively, Loudly On Past Drug Experiences
CAS freshman Marc Tran decided to impart some much-needed wisdom he’d acquired from one of his shroom experiences to a
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Girl Who Transferred After Freshman Year Confirms You Would’ve Had More Fun if You Went to Penn State
After spending a semester at PSU, Lindsay, a former CAS student, has posted enough trashy party photos over the past month
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Freshman Drops Out to Pursue ‘Music Career’
After just three months, Jeremy Chapman (TISCH ‘19) has decided to drop out of NYU so his parents can pay for
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Large European Family Works Together to Ask Freshman for Directions
Wednesday afternoon, Amaya Jones (Stern ‘19) was stopped by all seven members of the Bergfalk family, and attempted to string together
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Freshman Psych Major Diagnoses Roommate as Major Fucking Bitch
After just a few weeks of living with her randomly assigned roommate, Tori Dalian ’20 has drawn some intriguing insights about
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New Study Reveals NYU Students Incapable of Earnestness
A new study conducted by the University of British Columbia revealed that the current population of NYU students are physically incapable
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Student Who Attends Club Meetings “Just For the Free Food” Accidentally Becomes Educated, Cultured Person
After over three years of bouncing from Hillel events to Sci Fi Club meetings in search for free food, senior Carrie
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