Homeless Man With Heart Of Gold Plans To Sell It For Food And Shelter

Reports are flooding in that recent YouTube sensation and local homeless man Ricky Rothman is in negotiation to sell his now famous heart of gold in order to pay for basic necessities. “Food, water, shelter, and all the heating vents I could ask for,” comments Ricky, who only realized the 24 karat treasure in his chest after a video of him being a generally kind person to a stranger began to surface online. “At the time, I thought I was just being a decent human being, but apparently I did so much more.”

Though the negotiation details are currently under wraps, but our sources point to local money man John Sexton as the potential buyer. When questioned, Mr. Sexton replied, “I’ve seen Rick before, but it wasn’t until this video that it occurred to me that he’s a human being as well, with feelings, emotions, and ideas just like the rest of us. That’s when I knew I had to buy him.”