Girl Who Transferred After Freshman Year Confirms You Would’ve Had More Fun if You Went to Penn State

After spending a semester at PSU, Lindsay, a former CAS student, has posted enough trashy party photos over the past month to verify that state school is a much better time. When asked if she had any regrets, Lindsay responded with a resounding no, followed by two shots, hugs from blonde girls, and lots of high fives. Her Facebook friends from Writing the Essay have shoved their jealousy way, way down.