STUDENT VOICES: “No One Laughs When I Say Trump Should Just Try Decaf”

Having tried out her hilarious joke several times at this point, Tisch sophomore Samantha Rudd is feeling disheartened about her peers lack of a sense of humor.

“My friends will be talking about how terrible the state of our nation is, so I wait till the right moment then say, ‘He should just try DECAF, am I right?’” Rudd explained as she looked down at her notebook, full of versions of the same joke. “Except all my friends just say stuff like, ‘Why would you joke about this when human lives are at stake?’ or, “Can’t you see how serious this is?’ They’re no fun.”

Rudd’s friends are planning an intervention for next week.