Ass-Kissing Piece of Shit Only One Who Did the Reading

Sophomore Eduardo Gomez once again incurred the wrath of his fellow classmates yesterday by being the only one to do the 400 pages of assigned reading on shipbuilding techniques of the 16th century.

Sources say the snivelling little ball of snot first complimented the professor on her “informative and interesting selections” before delving into a largely incomprehensible discussion regarding what exactly the author meant on page 328 by “windward warrior-nation-state paradigms.”

Gomez completed his display of asshattery by reminding the professor that the class had homework due today and if it was okay that he went ten pages over the limit.