After just three months, Jeremy Chapman (TISCH ‘19) has decided to drop out of NYU so his parents can pay for him to put in even less effort than he already is. When asked what Jeremy planned to do once he left the comforts of a school environment, he responded “Just work on my music,” which worked way better on the girls down the hall than it did on his family. He is expected to spend a lot of time smoking weed with middle aged men, then return within the next year having learned absolutely nothing about anything.
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