Senior Just Now Realizes “NYU Minute” Newsletter is Play On Phrase “New York Minute”
At 2:37 PM today, upon seeing his weekly email about things he would never, ever attend, Senior Bradley Mischens had an astonishing revelation about the wordplay of NYU’s weekly irrelevant newsletter. “After all this time, I’ve been in the dark, man, and there’s been this whole thing going on I had no idea about!” he exclaimed through a cloud of blunt smoke. “It really makes you wonder what sort of other stuff this school is up to… Abu Dhabi, am I right?” When pressed about what exactly he meant by the Abu Dhabi comment, he had no idea, but definitely felt that something weird was up.