What To Do If Your Friends Plan a Spring Break Trip Without You:
So, you thought you had a really close, tight friend group, but somehow you got cut from the shortlist of Spring
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BREAKING: Professor Continues to Use Dry Erase Marker After Acknowledging It’s Empty
On her ever-potent journey to deny technology in the classroom, Dr. Myranda Heinz (CAMS Professor, The Adolescent Paradox) made a
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NYU Athletics Employees Spend All Night Rearranging “Coles” to “Close”
When 10:00PM hit on the night of February 21st, every employee of the Jerome S. Coles Gym knew that
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NYU Officials Announce New Dress Code for NY Fashion Week
NYU officials confirmed late Wednesday afternoon that they were imposing a strict new dress code for each school this week.
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WSL Staff Still Not Sure What Time It Is Post-Daylight Savings Switch
Fuck, what time is it? Daylight Savings always fucks me up. This was supposed to be posted at 3 PM.
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Inspired By University Of Missouri, NYU Gallatin Seniors Threaten To Withhold Really Important and Profitable Senior Projects Until Sexton Fired
Earlier this week, Mizzou Football players were able to oust the racist president of their university by boycotting their upcoming
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John Sexton Suspiciously “Unsurprised” About Human Remains Under Washington Square Park
After maintenance workers under Washington Square Park discovered a vault containing 19th century human remains, John Sexton seemed remarkably unsurprised.
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Pixar Hates Fat Girls: Leaked NYU Local Review of “Inside Out”
This weekend, Pixar released Inside Out, an imaginative new animated film by director Pete Docter that revitalizes the genre with
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New York, NY: We at Washington Square Local would like to wish our readership a very Happy Valentines Day! Especially
Read moreJunior Depressed To Be Broken Up With Again After Months of Trying To Make It Work.
NEW YORK, NY: After three months of a summer fully dedicated to winning back the heart of his beloved Martha
Read moreSummer Breaking: Sophomore Depressed To Find Out High School Girlfriend From Back Home Has Been Cheating And Wants To Break Up
Los Angeles, CA – Upon returning home to Los Angeles after finishing his sophomore year in Tisch, student “Richard Gellhorn” was
Read moreSophomore Devastated When Out of Town Friend Effortlessly Sleeps With Girl of His Dreams
All went awry this weekend for Sophomore Amir Hill, (CAS), when his best friend from back home, Tom Williams,
Read moreAllison Leary Found Dead On Front Steps Of Apartment, Attributed to Weather Being Too Nice
Allison Leary was found dead this morning on the front steps of her Manhattan apartment. Apparently today’s weather, which
Read moreNYU Student Ends Up On Phone With President Barack Obama After Long String of Transfers
After a series of “please hold”s and “let me transfer you to this number”s, sophomore Michael Linden (Tisch) ended up
Read moreFreshman From Nebraska Sees Blue and White Lights on Empire State Building, Assumes Jews Have Taken Over NYC
Fig. 1 – The Seat of Zionist Power NEW YORK, NY – Recently, in his ongoing education in the strange
Read moreLiberal Studies Freshman Decides God Exists And Islam Is The Choice For Her
NEW YORK, NY—After over 2 months of taking Liberal Studies classes “Cultural Foundations I” and “Social Foundations I”, freshman Melissa
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