A professor in CAS announced this week that he will be giving an A to the kid who wears an Apple logo hoodie in class. The announcement comes at the end of the semester, when grades are typically given out.
The professor, Dr. Robert Knowles of the Economics Department, said that the choice was quite clear. “The decision was already made for me, really,” declared Knowles. “The moment he walked in with that black hoodie and white logo, I knew there was nothing I could tangibly teach him that he didn’t already know.”
The student in question, CAS sophomore Greg Dobbs, is presumably brilliant. Although those who know him disagree, with one acquaintance calling him “obvious garbage,” it is to be understood that they haven’t seen the right side of him. The creative side.