College Improv Troupe Invites Students To Take A Study Break, Watch Some Bad Comedy
Local NYU Improv troupe “Improvulation” has invited all of NYU to attend their final show of the semester. According to the
Read more
Author: John Frey
Enormous Rat Asks What Your Housing Plans Are For Next Year
According to insider sources, an enormous rat is wondering what you were thinking of doing for housing next year. This
Read more
Film Student Carries Around Little Notebook In Case He Ever Gets Terrible Film Idea
According to sources from within Tisch, Film & Television sophomore Kenny Sorington reportedly carries around a pocket-sized moleskine notebook just
Read more
Friend Who “Found Herself” Over Spring Break Went To Baltimore
Samantha Meyer, a Drama junior at Tisch, reportedly claims to have “found herself” while on a spring break vacation. According
Read more
Senile Professor Sets Aside 45 Minutes In Lecture Plan For Meandering Anecdote
According to inside sources, 70-year-old Film Studies professor Rick Warren has set aside a 45 minute block of time in
Read more
Roommate Op-Ed: “Hey Is It Alright If My Girlfriend Comes Over For Sex?”
Hey man. Sorry to bother you. What are you watching? Parks and Rec? Cool. I’ve seen a couple episodes here
Read more
Freshman Well Aware Of How Wildly Unrealistic Her Weekend Plans Are
According to sources, Tisch freshman Janet Johnson knows deep down how wildly unrealistic her weekend plans actually are. Although perhaps
Read more
Kid Who Always Brings Skateboard To Class Definitely Going To Argue With Professor Again Today
You heard it here first, folks: that kid who brings his weird skateboard into the lecture hall with him is
Read more
Generous Tisch Senior Offers “Signed Cast Photo” As Kickstarter Reward
In a move that displays his unbounded magnanimity, aspiring filmmaker and graduating senior Mitch Rosenthal has announced a new reward
Read more
Gallatin Junior Distills Entire Terrible Personality Into Series Of Horrifying Laptop Stickers
According to sources around NYU, Gallatin junior Cindy Hodson has effectively taken her entire sense of self and translated it into
Read more
Every Member of This Washington Square Park Performance Troupe The Child of a Messy Divorce
Cal, Blossom, Troy, and Angelina are four Tisch students with two things in common: they all like organizing impromptu nightly
Read more
Roommate’s Weird Friend Getting Way Too Comfortable Using Fridge
Dale Stewart, a Stern sophomore, has reportedly observed on a number of occasions his roommate’s weird friend using the shared
Read more
BREAKING: RA Holding Floor Hostage Until Residents Develop Sense of Community
Reports are pouring in from the twelfth floor of University Hall, where an ongoing situation is currently developing. RA Mandy
Read more
Andy Hamilton To Force New Students To Boom Op For His Web Series
In an email blast sent out last Thursday, Andrew Hamilton announced that, in addition to paying their normal tuition, all
Read more
RA Actually Does Want To Be The Bad Guy Here
According to multiple sources from within Rubin Hall, 4th floor RA Terry Wilson has admitted that he “actually does want
Read more