Fucking Nerd Sighs When Teacher Announces That This Is Last Class Meeting

Freshman Barry Teedler reportedly was heard audibly releasing breath from his mouth as his professor announced that this would be the final meeting of the class. Barry, known dweeb and 4/10 human being, often thought of this class as a “family” and felt “comfortable” in this environment, possibly because he was a complete loser virgin.

“When I first heard it, I though he might just be breathing loudly, as Barry often does. But looking back, I could see his eyebrows curved up, and the makings of a single tear in the corner of his eye,” commented Sarah Barns, who agreed that Barry needs to get his shit together in a big way. “I feel like he doesn’t understand that this is a class, not The Breakfast Club,” said Barns, who added that she would never date Barry, because she’s allergic to dumbass nerds.

Our in-depth reports also found that Barry has changed his cover photo to a group photo of the class, and has plans to continue posting inside jokes to the class’s Facebook group, even if no one responds. “I feel like we started out as a class, but we’re more than that now. In this big, magical city, it’s so easy to become lost, like snowflakes in a blizzard. This class was my lighthouse on the shores of the unknown. This class was my home,” comments Barry, devoid of any sarcasm, like the little shit he is.