Third North Residence Hall President Still Hasn’t Fulfilled Campaign Promises of Taco Tuesdays; The People Revolt

The rioting broke out at 8:18 PM on Tuesday night, when hungry, exasperated mobs of students finally took to physical violence to protest the lack of Tacos provided on a Tuesday, as promised by current Third North President André Martin.

“I’m sick and tired of crooked politicians!”, screamed instigator Alexis Moscano while lighting a study lounge desk on fire. “President Martin promised Taco Tuesdays once a month back in September! It’s February! NO TACOS!” chimed in a fellow protestor wearing a Guy Fawkes mask.

“I’m sorry, but we just don’t have it in the budget!” screamed Martin while getting pelted with rotting produce. After a night of enthusiastic looting, pillaging, and general arson, Third North had fully burned to the ground by 7:45 AM.