Incoming Freshman Having Second Thoughts After Using Bobst Bathroom
Newly admitted CAS freshman Ellie Millstone was thoroughly enjoying Weekend on the Square when she excused herself to use the
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Author: Whoopie Goldblum
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders Trampled At Own Rally By Adoring Undergraduates
Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders caused a stampede at his own rally in Washington Square Park today, with approximately 2,000
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Senior Going To Do Her Own Goddamn Taxes This Year
In a move that reportedly shocked hundreds, senior Brooke Wilson has decided to file her own taxes this week, because
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Professor With Three PhDs Unaware Teaching Uninterested Teenagers Was a Job Requirement
In an exclusive interview with Washington Square Local, history Professor Ellen Cooper told reporters she was, “confused by the fact that
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Area Plumbing School Boasts Higher Graduate Employment Rate Than NYU
According to recent reports, graduates of Eddie’s Plumbing and Waste Management Vocational School in Newark, New Jersey have far outpaced
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Freshman’s Unpaid Internship First in Long String of Bad Career Decisions
Journalism major Jane Sullivan was reportedly “super excited” when she heard she was hired as an intern at GlamGurl magazine,
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Dining Hall Janitor Hates You More Than You Will Ever Know
30-year-employee of NYU Dining Eddie Johnson reportedly hates you, and all of your dumb-ass friends, with a fury that you
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Professor’s Uncharacteristic Use of Humor Shocks, Delights Class
Students in Monday’s Economics of Medieval European Industries morning lecture experienced an unusual disturbance around 8:46 A.M. “I could feel it
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