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Amidst Criticism, NYU Maintains That Commuter Lounge and Normal Seating Areas Are “Separate But Equal”

February 22, 2015February 22, 2015 Carl Jr.

Ferguson. Selma. Bruce Jenner. All hot-button issues revolving around prejudice and equality. But now NYU is adding another phrase to

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WSL Reporter’s Bowels Explode After Seeing Friend’s Performance Art Show

February 18, 2015February 18, 2015 Cowboy Rockwell art, NYU, soiled

Late Friday night, many pants and eyes became equally moist after viewing the new art installation at Agora Gallery in

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Arson Charges Dropped Against Tisch Junior After Discovering That It Was Just His Mixtape

February 17, 2015February 17, 2015 Micky Fine

Tragedy struck the residents of Alumni Hall last week, as the entire 6th floor had to be evacuated due to

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“…I Want You To Know Who Your Master Is. And That Master Is Me And I’m Gonna Cum On Your… ”

February 14, 2015February 14, 2015 Special Agent Dale Cooper's MILF

New York, NY: We at Washington Square Local would like to wish our readership a very Happy Valentines Day!  Especially

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NYU Dining Halls, Ranked By Where I’d Most Like To Die

February 12, 2015February 11, 2015 Boy Hole

6) Third North I would never go here while I was living either. No thank you. 5) Hayden While I don’t

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Third North Residence Hall President Still Hasn’t Fulfilled Campaign Promises of Taco Tuesdays; The People Revolt

February 11, 2015February 11, 2015 Dan Quayle nyu. tacos

The rioting broke out at 8:18 PM on Tuesday night, when hungry, exasperated mobs of students finally took to physical

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Reports Show Passive Aggressive Notes Aren’t From Roommate, But Timid Ghost

February 2, 2015February 2, 2015 Micky Fine

Throughout the academic year, Freshman Sean Goldman had simply assumed the non-confrontational notes left around the dorm to be from

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NYU Administrators Dismayed by Storm’s Failure to Reduce NYC to Rubble

January 28, 2015 Julius Sneezer Alison Leary, john sexton, snow storm

  After waking up Tuesday morning to find a city much less affected by the blizzard than initially expected, John

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An Editorial Message of Goodwill This Finals Season, From Washington Square Local To You

December 15, 2014December 14, 2014 Reese Witherfork

I’ve wanted to get this off of my chest for a while, but I’ve never been able to contain my

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WSL Guide To Registration, Albert, and The New Semester

November 29, 2014November 24, 2014 Micky Fine

  Now that most of the dust has cleared and the frustrated emails sent, you may be wondering how to

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John Sexton to Open “Human Hunting Sex Compound” On a Comet

November 22, 2014November 18, 2014 Rachel Slur

NYU President John Sexton has announced his next big plans for expanding the NYU Campus. “I’ve decided to forgo any

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In News: Floormate Is Pretty Loud At Mixing Beats

November 21, 2014November 18, 2014 Britney Shakespears

The unfortunate residents of Weinstein’s fifth floor (west) have finally spoken up about the noise levels emanating from 508, home

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Homeless Man With Heart Of Gold Plans To Sell It For Food And Shelter

November 20, 2014November 18, 2014 Micky Fine

Reports are flooding in that recent YouTube sensation and local homeless man Ricky Rothman is in negotiation to sell his

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NYU Spends $1 billion to Build Nicer Financial Aid Office

November 14, 2014November 10, 2014 Julius Sneezer

NYU on Thursday opened the new financial aid office after over $1 billion in renovations. NYU spokesman, John Beckman, said

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BREAKING: Leaked Email Details New Stern Curve Policy

November 13, 2014November 10, 2014 Britney Shakespears

To: Stern Faculty The Board has recently discussed and revised the grading policy for Stern students in order to reflect

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Barney Building Quarantined Due to Cthulu Like Smoke Monster

November 12, 2014November 10, 2014 Rachel Slur

As of last week, the Barney building of Steinhardt has been quarantined for “Levels of Tobacco Smoke Beyond the Human

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Everyone In Campus Dining Hall Sees You Eating Alone

November 10, 2014November 10, 2014 Micky Fine

“They just kind of sit there, eating pizza, slowly dying alone,” reports Jerald Hanner, Third North chef and generally nice

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Top 5 Ways To Hide Your Roommate’s Body

November 9, 2014November 6, 2014 Boy Hole boost, corpse, dead, NYU, sal

OK, so you’ve killed your roommate. Now it’s time for the tricky part: what to do with that pesky corpse.

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Manager Skeptical of Pike Brother Applying for Internship in City Morgue

November 2, 2014October 28, 2014 Dan Quayle

Sophomore Jason Stephenson, a member of Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity, has recently applied to an internship with the NYC Office

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Local Student Almost Joins Union Square Freestyle Battle

November 1, 2014October 28, 2014 Micky Fine

“I was right there. I mean, I totally could have done it. I just didn’t,” comments 20 year old English

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Political Science Major Starts Talking Without Knowing Where He’s Going With This

October 30, 2014October 28, 2014 Micky Fine

  Still whirling from a continuous volley of syllables, local PoliSci Michael Hopple recoups from having started talking without any

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NYU To Change Motto from “Perstare et Praestare” to “Brace Yourself. Winter is Coming”

February 13, 2014February 13, 2014 Dan Quayle Game Of Thrones, john sexton, Pax, sexton, Storm

Citing the overwhelming number of casualties from Winter Storm Pax and the stubborn desire to keep the university open at

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Recently Divorced Advisor Encouraging Students To Just Give Up Now
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Recently Divorced Advisor Encouraging Students To Just Give Up Now

November 10, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Recently Divorced Advisor Encouraging Students To Just Give Up Now
Graduating Senior Wondering How To Inform Parents She’s Moving Back Home Forever
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Graduating Senior Wondering How To Inform Parents She’s Moving Back Home Forever

October 26, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Graduating Senior Wondering How To Inform Parents She’s Moving Back Home Forever
Stern Student Going As “Financial Success” For Halloween This Year
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Stern Student Going As “Financial Success” For Halloween This Year

October 23, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Stern Student Going As “Financial Success” For Halloween This Year
Junior Amazing At Life™, Terrible At Life
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Junior Amazing At Life™, Terrible At Life

October 15, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Junior Amazing At Life™, Terrible At Life
Sophomore Can’t Sit In Washington Square Park Without Fear of Being Interviewed
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Sophomore Can’t Sit In Washington Square Park Without Fear of Being Interviewed

October 4, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Sophomore Can’t Sit In Washington Square Park Without Fear of Being Interviewed
Senior Running Late For Class Just Skips Whole Week
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Senior Running Late For Class Just Skips Whole Week

October 3, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Senior Running Late For Class Just Skips Whole Week
Freshman Takes Picture In Front of WSP Arch With Caption “My City <3"
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Freshman Takes Picture In Front of WSP Arch With Caption “My City <3"

September 13, 2016 Air Bud Comments Off on Freshman Takes Picture In Front of WSP Arch With Caption “My City <3"
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Second Semester Senior With Headphones In Unaware That His Life Is About To Get Really Shitty

December 10, 2015 Dick Tarpis Comments Off on Second Semester Senior With Headphones In Unaware That His Life Is About To Get Really Shitty
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Group Message From Past Class Unnecessarily Still Active

December 10, 2015 Air Bud Comments Off on Group Message From Past Class Unnecessarily Still Active
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Junior Calls In Sick To Whole Life

December 10, 2015 Air Bud Comments Off on Junior Calls In Sick To Whole Life
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