Amidst Criticism, NYU Maintains That Commuter Lounge and Normal Seating Areas Are “Separate But Equal”
Ferguson. Selma. Bruce Jenner. All hot-button issues revolving around prejudice and equality. But now NYU is adding another phrase to
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WSL Reporter’s Bowels Explode After Seeing Friend’s Performance Art Show
Late Friday night, many pants and eyes became equally moist after viewing the new art installation at Agora Gallery in
Read moreArson Charges Dropped Against Tisch Junior After Discovering That It Was Just His Mixtape
Tragedy struck the residents of Alumni Hall last week, as the entire 6th floor had to be evacuated due to
Read more“…I Want You To Know Who Your Master Is. And That Master Is Me And I’m Gonna Cum On Your… ”
New York, NY: We at Washington Square Local would like to wish our readership a very Happy Valentines Day! Especially
Read moreNYU Dining Halls, Ranked By Where I’d Most Like To Die
6) Third North I would never go here while I was living either. No thank you. 5) Hayden While I don’t
Read moreThird North Residence Hall President Still Hasn’t Fulfilled Campaign Promises of Taco Tuesdays; The People Revolt
The rioting broke out at 8:18 PM on Tuesday night, when hungry, exasperated mobs of students finally took to physical
Read moreReports Show Passive Aggressive Notes Aren’t From Roommate, But Timid Ghost
Throughout the academic year, Freshman Sean Goldman had simply assumed the non-confrontational notes left around the dorm to be from
Read moreNYU Administrators Dismayed by Storm’s Failure to Reduce NYC to Rubble
After waking up Tuesday morning to find a city much less affected by the blizzard than initially expected, John
Read moreAn Editorial Message of Goodwill This Finals Season, From Washington Square Local To You
I’ve wanted to get this off of my chest for a while, but I’ve never been able to contain my
Read moreWSL Guide To Registration, Albert, and The New Semester
Now that most of the dust has cleared and the frustrated emails sent, you may be wondering how to
Read moreJohn Sexton to Open “Human Hunting Sex Compound” On a Comet
NYU President John Sexton has announced his next big plans for expanding the NYU Campus. “I’ve decided to forgo any
Read moreIn News: Floormate Is Pretty Loud At Mixing Beats
The unfortunate residents of Weinstein’s fifth floor (west) have finally spoken up about the noise levels emanating from 508, home
Read moreHomeless Man With Heart Of Gold Plans To Sell It For Food And Shelter
Reports are flooding in that recent YouTube sensation and local homeless man Ricky Rothman is in negotiation to sell his
Read moreNYU Spends $1 billion to Build Nicer Financial Aid Office
NYU on Thursday opened the new financial aid office after over $1 billion in renovations. NYU spokesman, John Beckman, said
Read moreBREAKING: Leaked Email Details New Stern Curve Policy
To: Stern Faculty The Board has recently discussed and revised the grading policy for Stern students in order to reflect
Read moreBarney Building Quarantined Due to Cthulu Like Smoke Monster
As of last week, the Barney building of Steinhardt has been quarantined for “Levels of Tobacco Smoke Beyond the Human
Read moreEveryone In Campus Dining Hall Sees You Eating Alone
“They just kind of sit there, eating pizza, slowly dying alone,” reports Jerald Hanner, Third North chef and generally nice
Read moreTop 5 Ways To Hide Your Roommate’s Body
OK, so you’ve killed your roommate. Now it’s time for the tricky part: what to do with that pesky corpse.
Read moreManager Skeptical of Pike Brother Applying for Internship in City Morgue
Sophomore Jason Stephenson, a member of Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity, has recently applied to an internship with the NYC Office
Read moreLocal Student Almost Joins Union Square Freestyle Battle
“I was right there. I mean, I totally could have done it. I just didn’t,” comments 20 year old English
Read morePolitical Science Major Starts Talking Without Knowing Where He’s Going With This
Still whirling from a continuous volley of syllables, local PoliSci Michael Hopple recoups from having started talking without any
Read moreNYU To Change Motto from “Perstare et Praestare” to “Brace Yourself. Winter is Coming”
Citing the overwhelming number of casualties from Winter Storm Pax and the stubborn desire to keep the university open at
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